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Post by Authentic on May 27, 2006 9:50:55 GMT -5
OK! No one post in the Commical section in the freestyles it has been unofficially moved here. so post up the funny ones
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Def Flow
emcee
"I hate love, but i love hate"
Posts: 280
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Post by Def Flow on Jun 28, 2006 21:08:59 GMT -5
Twinkle Twinkle, little gat... What keeps you, so shiny and black... Pointed at a man thats high... Shoot him right between the eyes... Twinkle Twinkle, little gat How i wonder, your range of shots.
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Post by Authentic on Jul 31, 2006 22:02:39 GMT -5
LMAO^^^
Yo I should just post Having Fun on this haha
I'm runnin the game, sneaks melted look at the shoes im wastin// I masturbate so much I ran out of lubrication// I be sniffin dat glue and paste man, gotta sweat shop full of bruised up Asians// WHAT THE FUCK??? PJ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU// "What'd I say?" NOW YOU KNOW WHY I WONT DO A SONG WITH YOU!!// These haterz be jealous, so I'm splittin they melon, they shittier than keenan and kel man// SWI is internet gangstaz specially City Felon// FUCK YOU AUTHENTIC I'M THE KING!!!, chill Kingz I freestylin rhymin dude// I beat up Jacki Wan kenobi, now I'm the Final Fu//(bitch)
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Def Flow
emcee
"I hate love, but i love hate"
Posts: 280
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Post by Def Flow on Oct 16, 2006 14:02:55 GMT -5
Mario Underground Theme
Im a little wigger
keep repeating that to the sound of the beat haha
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Post by Authentic on Dec 21, 2006 22:25:34 GMT -5
choke you with my penis, watch your eyes throb// Fuck wit me bitch? I'll secretly steal your ipod// nevermind ya threats, you go blind by techs// You know i rhyme the best, put my fuckin baseball bats inside ya flesh// Fuck what you weaks say, you fuckin wit Pee Jay// i chop you up then screw you jus like a southern DJ// ewwww, i guarentee you fear when this sphrical knife shank ya// Told you I was Jacki Wan kenobi bitch, totin lyrical lightsabers//
...TRU 4 LYFE!
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Post by Ace on Jan 6, 2007 10:16:59 GMT -5
I masturbate so much I ran out of lubrication// I be sniffin dat glue and paste man, gotta sweat shop full of bruised up Asians//
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....hahahahahahahahahaha thats the funniest line ive eva heard in my life...wow..rofl
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Post by Authentic on Mar 21, 2007 20:13:29 GMT -5
This is why i drink pepsi
(Coke diss)
This is why I'm hot beat.
this is why i drink pep// this is why I drink pep// this is why this is why this is why i drink pep// this is why I drink pep// this is why i drink pep// this is why this is why this is why I drink pep//
I drink pep cuz i am dope// you dont cuz you like coke// this is why this is why this why I drink pep// I drink pep cuz I am dope// You dont cuz u like coke// this is why this is why this is why i drink pep//
Verse 1 This is why I drink pep// I dont slurp coke like a prep// I enjoy a bottle wit my set// I down a can quick, and then I fuckin jet//(echo: "fuckin' jet") Cuz pep is where its at, its got you all pissed// You chug sprite, we down Mist//(Sierra Mist) We're flyer, we stack papa, we're cleana// You got nasty Dasani, we got Aquafina//(Echo: "Aquafina") You're chuggin flat, while I'm slammin you// I'll take ya' to the mountain, hand you a can of Dew// But if you want, I'll take you to the bay// Thats where you can drink coke all day// I go to the dirty dirty, but they all suck// I toss 'em a can of shitty coke, watch them all duck// Mad at the Pep, cuz you know we stuntin// You coke heads got it twisted, now you're all frontin//
this is why i drink pep// this is why I drink pep// this is why this is why this is why i drink pep// this is why I drink pep// this is why i drink pep// this is why this is why this is why I drink pep//
I drink pep cuz i am dope// you dont cuz you like coke// this is why this is why this why I drink pep// I drink pep cuz I am dope// You dont cuz u like coke// this is why this is why this is why i drink pep//
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Post by Def Flow on Mar 29, 2007 13:21:10 GMT -5
i wrote this in 94
[Verse 1] when ya come from the bus stop, cut your wrists when your eating cake, cut your wrists when your playing WoW, cut your wrists when your rapping, cut your wrists when your chopping wood, cut your wrists
[CHORUS X2] I--LOVE-- CUTTIN WRISTS. I CUT MY WRISTS EVERY SINGLE DAY! I--LOVE-- CUTTIN WRISTS. I CUT MY WRISTS THEN YOUR WRISTS TOO!
[VERSE 2] cut my wrists, ill cut yours feed me a steak, cut my wrists i cut wrists cause wrists cut me bingy ding bing bow, cut my wrists all i hear cumin out ya mouth, cut my wrists im Only A Legend, so i can cut my wrists i Want Beef so im gonna cut my wrists cut my wrists!? CUT MY WRISTS!
[CHORUS X2] I--LOVE-- CUTTIN WRISTS. I CUT MY WRISTS EVERY SINGLE DAY! I--LOVE-- CUTTIN WRISTS. I CUT MY WRISTS THEN YOUR WRISTS TOO!
but, its a work in progress, its from the heart, power to the people! (cut your wrists...)
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barbwire
emcee
when I forecast weather it's a wack mc rain delay
Posts: 292
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Post by barbwire on Apr 7, 2007 20:26:00 GMT -5
^^LOL
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Post by Devious D. on Jul 28, 2007 2:23:27 GMT -5
Ayo im about to make this site smoke... And i aint gonna write something funny either, cause this aint a joke.. I'm about to bring this thread down, You guys shouldnt even be rappers, you'd make better clowns!
I aint hearing you rappers at all..oh wait, thats cause you got a def flow You niggas aint rappers, you should really just let go...Why? Cause I said so... You dont have shit to say...just turn away Authentic only cracked half my ribs, Im gonna break his whole vertebrea
I'll spark irons and start smilin, Spitting rhymes that could start fires Yall aint even rappers, you some part timers... Def Flow tried to escape but got caught on barbwire!
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Post by Devious D. on Jul 28, 2007 15:44:36 GMT -5
I just shitted on some people...
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Post by Devious D. on Jul 28, 2007 15:45:02 GMT -5
Spittin acid rain at niggas
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Post by Blast on Jul 28, 2007 20:06:36 GMT -5
Boo!
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Post by Devious D. on Jul 29, 2007 1:06:32 GMT -5
Yo, the next time you post in my thread, Blast, aware me.. ..Blast wasnt hatin.......he said "BOO" trying to scare me!
Beware!...You'll get spotted and stabbed, grabbed Zipped up in a bag, kid napped, and brought back to the lab.. Give ya whole crew a lobotomy , and possibly Autopsies....clone you and make more copies Of raw bodies....I'll even have your brain duplicated And in placed in the heads of a million wack MC's who never made it
Any crew on this site, will lose ina fight Get bruised with a mic, shit wont be a beautiful sight The lunatic type, on my computer at night Smoking budda through pipes, yeah im a loser alright
but I still drop a dope rhyme So boo me all you want , I dont mind...
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Post by Blast on Aug 4, 2007 14:29:34 GMT -5
boo!
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